HO, HO, HO - What is your favorite Christmas memory?
Yummy Recipes- How does mom/dad cook?
Ryan E., age 4, said that his favorite Christmas memory is when him and his family would "pretend that they were Santa and dance funny at Christmas."
Krystyn G., age 4, said that at Christmas time "Santa comes over every day and spends the night. He sleeps on my blue couch. I play with him all day and then we open my presents. He also has an itchy beard."
Sarah P., age 4, said that "last year my daddy pushed the tree over and all the decorations fell on the floor. Daddy didn't get hurt."
Hannah C., age 4, said that at Christmas time "I turn Santa around and I hug him. He's fat. He climbs the ladder to see what the bugs are doing."
Katelyn M., age 3, said that "last year me and Haley, my little sister, tickled Santa Claus and he laughed at us."
Miranda T., age 7, said that "a long time ago, I remember that I threw a snowball at my Mimi's face and she threw some snowballs at me."
Haleigh G., age 5, said that "a while ago, My sister buried me in the snow and made me a snowman. She gave me a carrot nose, rock mouth and eyes and gave me buttons. Then I climbed out and knocked it over. Then she buried me again and put a Mexican hat on me."
Tryston, age 8, says that "Kobe, my little brother, tears up the presents before we get up and he'll fall asleep on presents."
Savannah, age 9, said that "One Christmas I had new roller skates and I tried them on and I fell on the floor."
Brady L.- age 4 - Chicken Soup Sarah P.- age 4 - Cake
Ingredients include: "carrots, chicken, pizza Put cake mix in bowl, then put 3 eggs in
celery and corn. bowl, then put in 2 circle pans. After you
Put ingredients in pot and cook on the oven for mix, put in oven for 46 min. When it's
25 min. When hot, you eat! "It's good!" done put on Easter decorations, such as
Easter eggs and Christmas lights. Then
you eat!
Hannah C.-age 4- French fries Kobe C.-age 4- Blueberry Muffins
"Cook fries with spoon on stove for 45 min. "Put 5 blueberries in bowl, then put in oven
It will turn green, then stir and it'll turn pink. for 5 min. to make tall and when you take
Then it's done and you eat!" them out, it's hard."

Jacob H.-age 3- Spaghetti Walker C. -age 5- Hot dogs/ Mac & Cheese
Ingredients include: "strawberries, a lot of noodles, "Put hot dogs in pot and cook on stove for
pizza sauce, and macaroni. Cook in oven for 4 7 hours. For mac & cheese, the ingredients
min. When it's done we eat!" are orange juice, apple juice, yellow cheese,
and no noodles. Put mac & cheese on a
plate and cook for 7 hours. Then say your
blessings and eat!"

Brent L.-age 5-Chicken Savannah-age 9- Vegetable Soup
Ingredients include: "celery and pizza. Cook in Ingredients include: "meat, 2 potatoes, 2 carrots
microwave for 10 min. That's it and it tastes like 1 can of peas, and 1 onion chopped up. Put all
oatmeal!" ingredients in a pot and cook on oven for one
hour. Let cool for 15 min. Then eat!!"

Tryston-age 8- Steak Dalton - age 5- Mac & Cheese
"Take your steaks and poke them with a needle Ingredients include: "cheese, hot seasoning (that
and insert marinade a.k.a. barbeque sauce. Then you put on French fries) and ketchup. Cook in
put the steaks on the grill at 350 degrees for microwave for 5 min. and eat!"
23 min." Then enjoy!

Haleigh G.-"age 5 1/2" - Spaghetti Dylan M.-age 5-Pizza
"Put noodles in pan and cook for 30 min. Cook "Roll gooey, soft stuff and put cheese and
sauce (containing tomatoes, carrots and peppers)   pepperoni on it. Put in oven for 20 min.
Keep seperate and let it cool for 15 min.     Let cool for 10 min.and eat!"
Then you can eat!"
 
Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
Mashed potatoes on the ceiling.
Green beans on the floor.
Stewed tomatoes in the corner.
Squash upon the door.
Pickled peppers in my pocket.
Spinach up my sleeves.
Mushrooms in my underpants with
leeks and lettuce leaves.
Okra, onions, artichokes,
aparagus and beets;
buried neatly underneath the
cushions of our seats.
All the rest I've hidden in my socks
and down my shirt.
I'm done with all my vegetables.
I'm ready for dessert!
--Kenn Nesbitt